Wednesday, February 3, 2016


Her: Don't give me a hickey!
Me: Don't worry, I can see what I'm doing.
Her: How can you see with your teeth?
Me: I've got eyeteeth, bitch!
Her: No!  You gave me a hickey last time!
Me: It was worth it.  It was in the line of duty.

1 comment:

Ryu said...

Good one!