Saturday, May 28, 2016

Defective Defecators

A customer wanted to return some ducks she bought a couple weeks ago.  I assumed it would be similar to the defective duckling incident.  I could not have been more wrong.  Not in this universe or in any theoretically possible parallel one.

The customer bought some chickens at the same time she bought the ducks and erroneously assumed they would be the same.  She complained about how messy they are saying something to the effect "They shit too much and need to go".  Ha, yeah, ducks are different, and at least she admitted she made a mistake and learned from it.


Ryu said...

What a strange concept; to return an animal. What is your return policy? Do you have it so the customer won't just kill animals they learn they don't want?

Doomfinger said...

It really depends on the situation. It is more about customer satisfaction than anything else. In some cases customers can't kill the animals they bought because it is too difficult for them.