defective duckling incident. I could not have been more wrong. Not in this universe or in any theoretically possible parallel one.
The customer bought some chickens at the same time she bought the ducks and erroneously assumed they would be the same. She complained about how messy they are saying something to the effect "They shit too much and need to go". Ha, yeah, ducks are different, and at least she admitted she made a mistake and learned from it.